Carey Mahoney
Sleeping is for fags.
Eugene Tackleberry
Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole!!
Moses Hightower
Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
Larvelle Jones
You're improving, guys, but you're still way down on the food chain. As we vampires say, “lights out, suckers!”
Zed Glunk
Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.